After their bizarre meeting,
Quinn heads to the restaurant to meet Dmitri for their date.
Dressed in a creamy linen
suit with a dark green shirt, Dmitri paced the sidewalk, waiting. He
came over and helped me out of the car, taking both my hands in his.
I was glad I'd chosen this particular dress because he looked at me
with such hunger, I could only imagine how he'd have eyed me in
something more revealing.
"Thanks for meeting me.
Normally I'd have come for you, but I had to go to the hospital."
"You're not sick?"
He chuckled. "No. I'm a
doctor. I'm down here on a consultation. One of our residents is ill
and needed a specialist."
"Oh, I see."
We walked into the
restaurant and waited to be seated.
"What kind of doctor
are you?" I asked. It was kind of an oddly worded question, but
the only way I could think to ask it.
"Immunologist."
I frowned. I understood the
word, but not what he did. Grinning, he explained his job.
"An immunologist looks
at the immune system of all organisms. From there it gets rather
complicated and technical."
"Don't think I can
understand?" I said with a toss of my head.
"I think you'll
understand just fine. I'd rather talk about something more
interesting—like you."
"Good answer," I
replied, raising my chin almost defiantly.
"So, you're a ranger.
What do you do all day?"
"Besides startling
naked men?"
Wouldn't you know that the
waitress chose just then to walk up? And she's a friend of mine from
high school. Cindy Wu is petite, dark haired and fair skinned. She
looks like a Geisha doll. We hugged and I introduced Dmitri. He stood
up, shaking her hand.
"So, naked men?"
Cindy said, raising an eyebrow. "Do I hear a story?"
"I'll tell you another
time," I replied diplomatically. The subject made Dmitri
uncomfortable.
"I'm holding you to
that. Beverages?"
"Long Island Iced Tea,"
Dmitri replied.
"Your usual, Quinn?"
She winked as she turned toward the bar.
"Please." I
blushed, ducking my head. "Great name, naughty drink," I
told him. Open palm, insert face and sigh. "Great drink,
naughty name, I meant to say," I mumbled.
He leaned forward
conspiratorially. "Ever heard of a Freudian Slip?" he
whispered, his breath warm on my ear and neck.
"Yeah." I shivered
as his breath continued to caress me.
He put his finger on his
nose as he leaned back.
My favorite drink is called
Fuck Me Naked. A friend of mine came up with it for a contest and
named it after he'd had way too much to drink. I explained this to
Dmitri, leaving out the name, of course.
Cindy didn't feel the need
to edit quite as much as I did. She set the Long Island Iced Tea in
front of Dmitri, announcing it. Mine followed. "And a Fuck Me
Naked for Quinn."
"Yes, thanks, Cindy. So
much."
With a smirk and a twitch of
her hips, she strode off, her black ponytail swinging with every
step.
Dmitri raised his glass,
laughing at me. His eyes were a remarkable shade of dark green.
"Best drink ever,"
I replied. "Taste." I held it out to him letting him sip
from the straw.
"Wow!"
He gasped, inhaling sharply. "Tastes like juice from hell!
What's in that? It's lethal!"
"Three kinds of fruit
brandy, four kinds of rum, Midori, pineapple juice, cranberry juice,
orange juice. . . ."
"I get the idea. Good.
Deadly, but good."
I took a sip from the same
straw.
"Not worried about
germs?"
"With the amount of
alcohol in this?" I made a disgusted face. "Tell me odds of
me catching something. You're the expert."
He laughed, toasting me with
his drink. "Point made. I doubt anything could live through a
combination like that. Including brain cells."
"It's the only one I'll
have. I've missed them. Can't get this in Wyoming."
"What made you decide
to be a park ranger?"
"I love the great
outdoors. I grew up not far from where I'm working. I wanted to give
something back."
He nodded, taking a sip.
"What made you get into
immunology?"
"A sick hamster."
"Excuse me?"
"My pet hamster got
sick when I was twelve. I took it to the vet but he couldn't find
anything wrong. So I went to the library and started exploring all
the things that could cause those symptoms. It was too late for
Sparky, but I found the answer."
"Really? What?"
"Something really gross
that I won't mention at dinner. My line of work runs to the really
gross fairly often."
"And here I thought it
was all bright sunshine, a great ass and no tan line."
Cindy walked up with her pad
and pen. "Do you save this stuff up for me? Or do I have the
worst timing of my life?"
"The second one,"
Dmitri replied. "Ready to order?" he asked me.
"She gets the same
thing every time. I'm here for your order."
"Oh, okay." He
flipped open the menu. "The Silverado Combo. Extra hot, and
black beans instead of refried."
"You got it. You sure
you and Quinn aren't related? That's exactly what she always orders."
Without meaning to, Cindy
had hit on a very important subject. I'd hoped to avoid it a little
longer, but now it was in the open, I couldn't dodge the bullet.
"Speaking of related. .
. ." I'm not sure how much of my explanation he actually got. I
tend to babble when I'm nervous. The fact that I was highly attracted
to him and could see our relationship eventually heading to the
bedroom, I needed to clear this up swiftly.
"Hold up a second. Slow
down. Let's see if I have this right." He paused, working
through my speech. "I get that you've got a huge family."
"Right."
"And that makes it hard
to find dates who aren't related to you less than six degrees of
separation."
I nodded, hoping he wasn't
going to laugh or get angry. He did neither. Instead, he settled back
in his seat and picked up his drink. He examined the contents a
moment as if it held the secrets of the universe.
"So, before you can go
to bed with me, you need to vet my family tree—make sure our kids
won't have stump legs and flipper arms." He put his hands by his
shoulders and waved.
I almost spewed my drink on
him. Cindy walked up with our food.
"All right," she
said exasperatedly. "I give up. It's going to be like this until
you leave, isn't it?"
"Very likely,"
Dmitri said calmly. His dark green eyes were shaded by the darkest,
thickest lashes I've ever seen.
"I hope you intend to
leave a large tip."
"Obscenely large."
He smiled up at her, eyes twinkling.
"You're forgiven."
With another toss of her ponytail, she turned back toward the
kitchen.
"So, does that sum it
up?"
"Pretty much."
"My family is from
Poland, mostly. Got a smattering of Lithuania and the Ukraine mixed
in. My parents were the first generation born in the U.S.—Chicago.
My grandparents escaped Communism as kids when their folks defected
to the U.S. My great-grandfather was someone important in the
Kremlin. He gave his life so that the rest of us could be free. Have
you any family in Central Europe?"
"No. We're from
Ireland, Scotland, Wales—with some American Indian tossed in for
good measure and great tans."
He blushed a little, ducking
his head. "Not gonna let that drop?"
"Probably not."
"Then I sincerely hope
we're not related in any way, except for the obvious." He raised
his glass.
"I'm ninety-nine
percent sure we're not, unless you've got a McNulty, McTeague or
Tooker in your family tree."
He made a face, considering
before shaking his head. "Nope. Doesn't sound familiar. Of
course, I could call my mom and check that out for you." He
whipped out his phone, finger poised over the screen.
"You really would!"
"I'm highly motivated."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. You've already
seen me naked. I'd like the same opportunity."
Cindy walked up with our
bill. "Okay, enough!" She said, holding up her hands like
we had a gun on her. "I've heard some weird conversations, but
this takes the prize. Quinn, anyone but you, I'd think something
really shady was going on."
"I live a colorful
life," I replied. "And Dmitri's a nudist."
"It's true,"
Dmitri chimed in.
"He flashed me today."
"And you went out with
him? Are you sick?" She was getting shrill.
I decided it was time to
calm her down. "Seriously, it's okay." I gave her the short
version of our meeting.
"I still think this is
a weird conversation," she said as she handed Dmitri the bill.
"But now I have it in
context. . . . It's still a freaking weird conversation."
"Obscenely large tip,"
Dmitri said with a smirk and a flourish of his credit card.
"Really?"
"You'll be embarrassed
by the amount," he promised with a wink.
"In that case. . . .
I'll be right back. But you'd better be having a normal
conversation."
Dmitri smirked at me as she
walked off. "We've covered everything from nudity to dead
hamsters. Is there such a thing as normal conversation?"
"I don't think so. Then
again, for me, this is pretty normal."
"But you live a
colorful life."
"I do."
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