I
am a big fan of first meetings, or the Meet Cute as they are called
in romantic comedies. These often set the tone for the relationship,
and tell us a lot about how the couple will interact with one another
later in the story. In the case of Lake Palmer and Brooke Preston,
their first meeting is a little bumpy, but luckily for them, they
smooth things over. When Brooke walks into the library where he
works, Lake sees a tall, gorgeous redhead and is immediately
attracted. Unfortunately, his unintentional leer puts her off and she
overreacts.
Tucking
in my shirt and running my hand over my hair, I walked over, smiling.
"May
I help you, Miss?" My mama raised me to be a Southern Gentleman.
It mostly took.
Her
expression was chilling, making all those glib remarks I had planned
to say dissipate like clouds in a stiff wind.
"If
you think you're man enough," she smiled coldly. "Sure. I
need to do research on human sexuality."
I
gulped, thinking how I'd love to help her research the good, old
fashioned way. That line of thought halted abruptly when I was the
cold challenge in her icy blue eyes. She wanted me to make just one
scandalous comment. She'd be all over that. Crappy as it is, I need
this job, so I swallowed my tacky comments.
"Certainly,"
I cleared my throat and rubbed my hands together nervously. "Are
you familiar with our computer catalog system?"
"Would
I be asking for your help if I was?"
"Big
no, Jobu," I muttered as I led her to the computers, thinking
that was totally unfair. I had offered my help.
"It
has listings of everything we have here, the specialized collection
next door, the city library and all the college libraries in the
state."
"Peachy,"
she sat down in the chair I held for her. "Just show me how to
work it."
I
wouldn't normally have tolerated her attitude, but my boss was
watching me. He's sure I'm a slacker and sometimes he's right. He has
this sixth sense and knows when I'm about to screw up. So instead of
telling the beautiful, lethal, frigid bitch exactly what I thought of
her human sexuality, I sat next to her, careful to keep my
hands in plain sight so my boss wouldn't get the wrong idea.
The
computerized catalog is buggy and opened up slowly. Ice Princess
acted like it was all my fault. She checked her watch for the third
time as it finally filled the screen. She relaxed slightly, wiggling
in her seat to find a more comfortable angle. Impossible to do in
these chairs. They are molded plastic and must be made a Calvin Klein
model or a five year old's ass, because no one else fits. I sensed
that was about to become the new complaint, so I waited impatiently
for the search engine to load.
"Could
we speed this up? I've got a class in an hour. I don't want to be
late."
"Is
it my fault it's the shittiest computer program in the history of
man? Try Zen meditation, Princess. It's working for me."
Mentally
kicking myself in the balls, I typed in her subject quickly, hitting
the enter key harder than necessary. I could feel a flush of anger
and embarrassment burning my ears and knew she could see it too. My
brown hair is clipped short for the summer heat. Even with my tan,
it's obvious when I blush, because I turn a nasty shade of vermilion.
A
sneer of satisfaction tugged her full, luscious, lips. The first page
came up on the screen. I turned to Ice Princess with a fake smile
plastered on my face, giving her the shtick about how to use the
system.
"Use
the function keys to move between pages. There's a sheet at the base
of the monitor to help you navigate. Don't use the web page back
button, use the on screen commands or it will crash on you. The
program is buggy as hell. If you need any further help, I'd be happy
to assist you."
"Will
you really?" Her tone was snotty and condescending as
hell. "I doubt that."
Smiling
as nicely as I could, a cold fury burning in my eyes, I forced myself
to speak politely. "If it will help to speed your research,
Miss, I'd be more than happy to help you."
If
it will just get you out of my fucking library, I'll research your
subject myself! That's what I was thinking, but I didn't dare say
it. My boss would be all over that like flies on shit. He can read
lips. Even if I whispered it, he'd know.
"Peachy,"
she said again, tossing her long, wavy, hair practically in my face.
She
smelled fantastic and her top was cut to reveal way more cleavage
than it was polite for me to look at over her shoulder. This girl was
a walking human sexuality research project all by herself. Why she
needed any books on the subject, I didn't know. Something about her
made me want to slobber all over her and do nasty things to every
part of her body.
I
forced myself to walk away before I said or did something outrageous
and got myself fired.
©
2016 Dellani Oakes
1 comment:
Peachy! great excerpt
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