I've
mentioned these scenes a couple times recently, and I thought I'd
share them. They aren't something I want to share over the air, but these are fun scenes.
Caution: Contains Guy Humor. If you are easily offended,
do us both a favor, and don't read it.
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"Did
you miss the part where we were shot at?" Teague asked.
"Wasn't
cops did that," Joel countered. "Look, I know we're small
town, but she's safer with us than here, isn't she?"
"No
one knows she's here," Teague countered.
"But
she's known to be with you and Jasper. 'Cause I know he rode in like
Fucking Tonto to save the day, flashing his badge."
"The
shooter was long gone," Jasper said.
"Maybe,
maybe not. Point is anyone with a laptop and the right access codes
could find you. Your homes have been compromised."
"I
hate to say he's right," Jasper grunted. "So, where do we
go? Your place?"
"I
live in an apartment complex. No. I still say the police station is
the best place for her."
Aileen
raised her hand, waving it. "We could take her to the nearest
military base."
The
men stared at her. Nadeya wiggled further away from her friend.
"Are
you serious? Do I need to remind you that someone just tried to kill
me?"
"I
know, but we could drive down to Patrick Air Force base. There are
some Army people stationed there. I know we could protect you."
"No.
That's out of the question," Nadeya said. "I'm not running
away, but I'm not going to walk into the lion's mouth either. Okay,"
she said to Joel. "Whether it's the best idea or not, it's my
only option. Take me to your leader."
Joel
burst out laughing. "Yes, ma'am. Who else wants to go?" He
looked around the room. All the faces turned to him expectantly.
"Okay, I'm guessing that's everyone. I can tell you though,
Neil's not gonna talk to all of us. By the way, whose car is that out
there?"
"I
borrowed it," Jasper said, adding nothing else.
"Really
borrowed or like stole—borrowed?" Joel asked.
"Police
officer—duh. It belongs to an old girlfriend. We still hook up from
time to time. She was happy to drive the Boss for a day or so."
"That
is a sexy car," Aileen admitted.
"So's
mine," Joel said, standing.
"Yeah,
if you're gay," Jasper said.
Joel
shot him a look. "You're gay," he snapped.
"Not
a day in my life, little cousin." Jasper raised an eyebrow.
"Boys,
enough," Vivica said. "Joel, your car is cute—just like
you."
They
moved toward the back door together.
Joel
crossed his arms, frowning. "Why do women always tell me I'm
cute? Men don't want to be cute."
"Then
don't drive a car that looks like it should be covered in Hello
Kitty stickers," Teague
remarked, dodging out of his cousin's way as Joel took a swing at
him.
"My
car is not gay!" Joel yelled as he flung open the door.
"Okay...."
Jasper held up his hands. "It's not gay. It's bi-curious."
"You
can ride in the Pinto O'Death," Joel said.
"I'll
ride with Joel," Aileen said. "Shotgun," she called as
she walked out the door.
Nadeya
followed her. Teague and Vivica walked toward the truck, bypassing
the Pinto. Disgusted, Jasper followed them.
"Okay,
I know it's lame," he grumbled, "But it was all I could get
my hands on."
"That
car's almost as embarrassing as Joel's," Teague said as his
truck motor roared to life.
Joel
started his car and purple neon lights flickered underneath.
"Jesus,"
Jasper remarked. "There is no expression sorry enough to
describe that."
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After
breakfast, the men went outside for a smoke. None of them did it very
often, but this seemed like the occasion to indulge. Not only that,
they wanted to talk about their women.
"Teague,
dude, you missed out not having sex with Nadeya," Jasper said.
"I've had it good before, but da-yam!"
"I
beat your record, cuz," Joel said.
"Record?
Which one is that?"
"Getting
into Aileen's panties. She said it took you a week."
Teague
chuckled. "She'd like to remember it that way. I think it was
about three days."
"Still
beat you," Joel replied, proud of himself.
"You
did, cuz. That's very cool."
"She
did it because she feels sorry for you—having that gay car and
all—" Jasper teased.
Joel
smacked him. "I'm sick of you guys making fun of my car! Some
people find it hot."
Teague
and Jasper eyed Joel's car, raising dubious eyebrows.
"Nope.
Sorry. No, they don't." Teague replied.
"Pretty
sure that's a no," Jasper added.
"What
is wrong with my car?"
"The
color," Teague replied.
"The
purple neon underneath," Jasper added.
"Spinners."
Teague nodded adamantly.
"Spoiler."
Jasper snapped.
"Name!"
they bellowed together.
"I
love my car," Joel said. "Nothing you two say will change
that."
"I'm
surprised Aileen still went to bed with you after she saw that,"
Jasper said.
"Not
funny!"
Vivica
came to the door. "You're going to wake the neighbors," she
said calmly. "What's all the shouting about?"
"Joel
maintains that his car is, in fact, hot," Jasper said. "We
maintain that it's not."
"Really?
You're talking about a car after having some of the best sex of your
life?" She rolled her eyes with disgust and went inside,
slamming the door.
"Good
thing you got that sex already," Jasper intoned. "Cause I'm
pretty sure you won't tonight."
"Wait
until she tells Nadeya and Aileen," Joel said, eyes wide.
"You'll be in deep shit—both of you."
"I'll
be deep in something," Jasper countered. "But it won't be
shit." He rose, heading toward the door. "Y'all coming?"
"Not
yet," Teague replied, throwing his cigarette butt at Jasper.
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