My nephew was yelling, "It's not my fault! It's not my fault!"
Daughter was screaming, "He poked his eye out! He poked his eye out!"
Nearest child makes himself scarce. This isn't an admission of guilt, it's just the smart move. Mom's temper is now nearing the boiling point and being in grabbing distance is a sure fire way to get smacked.
Dellani Oakes is a sometimes angry author who hates broken objects nearly as much as earthquakes and hurricanes.